China: Chinese people fully enjoy the freedom of speech...
Tyson: Wait...excuse me, China...is that really true?
China: No, because you didn't let me finish my sentence.
Tyson: Oh, sorry. Please continue.
China: Chinese people fully enjoy the freedom of speech and have immediate access to adequate information in accordance with law.
Tyson: Are you finished? Is that the whole sentence?
China: Yes, basically.
Tyson: Oh, I see. So the Chinese people don't actually have any free speech then because you have a law that essentially says "no one can say anything unless we approve of it", correct?
China: Well, yes...but that does not sound as good as the way we stated it.
(Source: ars technica on China, US vie for mantle of world's biggest hacking victim)