Closing Time?

Over the previous year, I went to two restaurants with the following posted hours, respectively:

Of course the object of interest is their closing time, or lack thereof.

I can just picture an Abbott and Costello bit going something like this:

Me: What time do you close.

Waitress: When we close.

Me: Yes, when do you close.

Waitress: When we close.

Me: Yes, yes. That is my question. When does this restaurant close?

Waitress: Our restaurant closes when it closes.

Me: Of course it closes when it closes. I am asking you at what time it closes.

Waitress: The closing time is when it closes.

Me: *sigh*

Above the Law

Some people must think that they are above the law.


Here is the closeup:



(In reality, this is at the beginning of a walking bridge over a busy street and the city probably does not want signs to distract drivers. However, the plan reading is so much funnier.)

Funniest Video on the Internet

Here is my vote for the funniest video on the Internet:

I have known about this video for years, but was reminded of it today. I think that this video is so funny because the more you watch it, the funnier it becomes!